Saturday, 29 June 2019

A QUEEN IS NOT A KING.



“Who runs the world” is a crappy song compared to James Brown’s it is a man’s world; in the same carping vein I believe female tennis players are slow and excruciatingly boring to watch, unlike their male counterparts who are swift and a delight to watch. Without a doubt, my tendentious statements make me a chauvinist and a potential wife-beater in the court of feminists who don’t fully understand what being a female activist mean. Make no mistake, I respect females to the core and appreciate their impact in the world, I even put a big bold E on gender equality but I’m never entering a Keke driven by a woman again!

AUNTY PATRICIA!

I was too young to know how sick she was, too naive to know what the thought of death does to the mind, I just needed my big tiny looking aunt to be healthy and get back to her annoying yet sweet self. I always thought she was the greatest snitch ever, she'll tell on me every wrong foot I took.